Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Wal Mart

So, went to Wal Mart today, what an adventure that was. It's gonna be a redneck Christmas in SLO, I can tell already. Not sure if the RV convention got out a little early or if ADA was handing out free screenings, but it's been a long time since I felt overly cultured walking around in the cloths I slept in. I don't deny that, either by ancestral lineage giving a sufficient blood quantum or through the process of acculturation, my own neck has often been seen as two shades darker then warm fuchsia. But lets just say that there was no wait at the line for those with Junior High degrees. Harsh, I know, but there should be a law against naming twin boys "Bill Lee Bob" and "Billy lee Bob."


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