Monday, December 20, 2004

F'ing Etymology

“They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge].” -The first sentence to contain the word '"fuck," written sometime in the 15th century. Ahhh, learnin


When I'm drinking from a glass I tend to rotated it slightly every time I take a drink and I often wonder if this has anything to do with the religious education I received as a child.

Other, um, question of the day

Why does it say please "Please pull forward" on both sides of the gas pump?

I honestly have no idea.

Question of the Day

Do you answer the phone when you're on the pot?

We all have different guidelines when it comes to defecation. Some say text messaging is okay, others, that hands free mobile technology exists for a reason. I belief the decision of talking on the shitter has to do with our own personal beliefs. We each must face this dilemma alone as the sagacity of the voice in the next stall is questionable. Not gleaned from society, not something that can be taught, the answer must come from that special place within all of us, the heart.