Thursday, December 30, 2004

Knowing if half the battle

The plural of abacus is abacuses.

Wowzers

I like watching toddlers run all wobbly around the store. Their face is all lit up and their eyes are all big like, "Holy shit this is fast!"

Tard

Saw a fat guy in a Triathlon tee shirt today. That's like saying, "Hey, look what I watched."

Question of the Day

Why do croutons come in air-tight packages?

Quote of the day

"I'm hella Catholic"