Sunday, January 09, 2005

It's good to keep up with the news.

I have no idea what to do with that.

Nightmare on Goldenrod Ln.

Last night I had a dream where I was in a post-apocalyptic society that didn't have capital letters.

Hey, you made a commitment to be here...

Spanish teacher: "I won't be here for class next week, I have to go to Chile to read poetry to the President."

yeah, me too.

I like eveyone except other people.

I was with my roomates waiting for a table at a mexican restaurant the other night and this little boy was sitting there playing a game-boy. All of a sudden he jumped up and and yelled, "Yeah! Pikachu learned quick attack!" So I said, "Good times, good times" and kind of threw him a little hang-loose sign there and his mom scowled at me like a nazi selling porn at a war memorial.
So I winked at her. It felt like the right thing to do.


Quote of the day:

Coworker: "Do you have any paper towels? People keep bringing things up to my register with rain on it."
Me: "Uh, thats what we call 'wet.'