Saturday, January 15, 2005

I'll be over by the mailbox...

Still no response from the, ah, governor there...

How else would they know where they're going?

Customer-"Do you have magnifying glasses?"
Patrick-"Yeah, Do you want the big square ones for maps or the round ones for like, ants?"
Customer-"Aunts?"
Patrick-"Yeah, so they can see where they're going on the ma-yes sir, there right down there on isle five. Left hand side."

But, but, why?

Semi-sweet chocolate chips? What's the point in that? Yesterday I bought two bags and got a free semi-buoyant life jacket by mail in rebate.

Fun with customers

Customer-"I'm looking for something but I don't know what it's called so I'll just describe it to you and you can tell me where it is..."
Patrick-"Oooo, I like this game. Is it a T.V. show?"
Customer-"..."