Conversation at the rock climbing gym:
Some guy: Dood, you're still on that run? You've been up there for like 20 minutes.
Some other guy: You missed it man, it was crazy. The rope broke and I almost died!
The first guy again: You're rope broke? So you're just hanging there defying gravity right now?
The wall guy: Um, yeah. You know, God protects his chosen people.
Me: So is it allright if I untie this end down here then?
At this point my friend Paul laughed and fell off the wall next to him so I shouted "sinner!"